Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met onthe street. (Elbert Hubbard)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)